Kurt's Top Ten Fetish's

All children have quirks, Kurt just seems to have more than his fair share of fetish's. Here is the Top Ten!

1. Must sleep with satin pillowcase. He caresses it in his sleep, so funny to see.


2. If it make his fingers dirty, it is off limits.


3. Bugs!!! AHHHHH! Run! Going out to play is a regular heart attack!


4. Shoes and socks are to be worn at all times. It used to be a wrestling match to get him to go shoeless in his P.J.'s


5. Naked is unacceptable, shirtless counts as naked.......this includes swimming.


6. Blankets must be turned in proper direction, and stacked in correct order.


7. Food cannot be mixed, or even touch.


8. Cheese pizza NO toppings! He'll lift the cheese to double check.


9. If a cup has a lid, don't bother trying to get him to drink without it. He is capable, just unwilling. Needless to say, I won't buy cups with lids anymore.


10. Don't EVER sit in his seat. If you even look at it crooked he might hyper-ventilate. But if he chooses to sit in yours, so what, at least that is what he thinks.